Quote from Nurse Roberts in My Dirty Secret
Carla: But he's not my friend. My friends can make fun of me whenever they want. Elliot: Really? Well, then, in that case you're a know-it-all smartypants and if you're not telling someone what to do, you're probably not talking. Carla: Okay, I guess I can be a little bossy. Nurse Roberts: A little? Girl, please! If you met Jesus hisself, you'd be trying to tell him where to park his donkey.