J.D.: [v.o.] Still, I had my own problems. Even though she had a boyfriend, I was still crazy about Elliot. And, God bless her, she wasn't making it any easier.
J.D.: Hey. What are you doing?
Elliot: All the beds are taken. Scoot.
J.D.: Bunk with The Todd!
Elliot: J.D., you know that he is a sleep humper.
Todd: Sometimes when I'm banging this mattress, I'm thinking about banging that one!