Quote from Turk in My T.C.W.
Carla: Is this true? Turk: [scoffs] Ralphie, I paid you ten dollars. Carla: This is disgusting. Turk: Why is it disgusting? Ralphie: Because it was in my butt. Turk: Ralphie, I'm dead serious. I want you to shut up. And you shut your mouth right now. Carla: Would you wear this? Turk: Baby! I've had this thing steam-cleaned, like, three times. Not only would I wear it, I'll put it in my mouth. [swallows] Carla: What? Ralphie: It's fun to eat things.