Patrick Quote #71
Quote from Patrick in The M.V.P.
David: Well on the upside, there is an Isabelle Huppert double feature playing at the Elmdale Art House.
Patrick: David, I can't bail on the game, I just have to find a ninth player.
David: Okay, well, good luck. It sounds a bit last minute.
Patrick: You know, they don't even have to do anything, they pretty much just stand there.
David: Have you asked Ronnie?
Patrick: Uh, she is on the other team, and I'm pretty sure she hates me after the bathroom incident.
David: Oh, I forgot about that.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The M.V.P.’ Quotes
Quote from Ronnie
Ronnie: Roland, the rules say that we can't play if we don't have nine players! And I can't stomach the thought of Patrick's team winning by default. The man looks like a thumb!
Quote from Stevie
Moira: But this is actually a good distraction for you. Because when you're on stage, you're going to have to drown it all out. Okay, so let's now focus on the image you were about to conjure for me.
Stevie: Okay, I'm in the Town Hall. I'm wearing my maroon plaid hoodie. And I'm feeling very uncomfortable.
Moira: Hmm, vivid. Visceral. Excellent, Stevie. Although the exercise does ask us to recall a traumatic event in our life. This sounds almost as if you're describing what's happening right now.
Stevie: Well, I am.
Moira: Oop, there's that razor sharp wit that landed you the role.
Quote from Alexis
Stevie: I didn't audition. I don't like attention. I can't think of anything worse than standing on a stage in front of a room full of people.
Alexis: Okay, Stevie, I think you just need to chill. If this is anything like my first day with the Pussycat Dolls, it'll be a couple of hours of Kegels, and then an afternoon of cheeky Bellinis.
Stevie: It's just a lot of pressure.
Alexis: Don't even worry about it. I got your back today, girl. Just like Nicole Scherzinger did for me.