Patrick Quote #62
Quote from Patrick in Love Letters
Patrick: So you upsold the robber?!
David: I did not! I didn't even tell him about the vintage wines we have in the back.
Patrick: Oh.
Stevie: Speaking of I think we should probably open one of those bottles, just to calm the nerves.
David: I thought you had to go to work.
Patrick: Great. Great stuff, you guys.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Love Letters’ Quotes
Quote from Stevie
Patrick: It just doesn't make any sense. I mean, I can understand taking the wine, but who steals a jar of tapenade? And the brie?!
David: Yeah, the brie. Stevie? The brie?
Stevie: Well, at least we know if the cops don't get him, his cholesterol will.
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Look at you all dressed up, Mr. Sporty Spice.
Ted: Uh yeah, I'm dressed for the run that we're supposed to be going on, but I don't think you can run in those.
Alexis: Tell that to me at 21, escaping the yakuza.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Jocelyn!
Jocelyn: Moira, you're back. Did you just let yourself in?
Moira: I have been knocking on your door since the beginning of time! Although now that I'm standing here, it's equally possible that I didn't knock at all. I suppose we'll never know, will we?