Moira Quote #549
Quote from Moira in Love Letters
Alexis: "Dearest John-John, I'm lying here, stuck, sweaty. All I can think about is you, and the last night we spent together, bed shaking" Ew! Why are you making me read this?
Moira: I know, right?
Alexis: Ew!
Moira: Before your father met me, he was not quite so selective. I hesitate to add, he even had a predilection for boom boom girls!
Alexis: Okay, I would like to remind you that I don't have a therapist anymore.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Love Letters’ Quotes
Quote from Stevie
Patrick: It just doesn't make any sense. I mean, I can understand taking the wine, but who steals a jar of tapenade? And the brie?!
David: Yeah, the brie. Stevie? The brie?
Stevie: Well, at least we know if the cops don't get him, his cholesterol will.
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Look at you all dressed up, Mr. Sporty Spice.
Ted: Uh yeah, I'm dressed for the run that we're supposed to be going on, but I don't think you can run in those.
Alexis: Tell that to me at 21, escaping the yakuza.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Jocelyn!
Jocelyn: Moira, you're back. Did you just let yourself in?
Moira: I have been knocking on your door since the beginning of time! Although now that I'm standing here, it's equally possible that I didn't knock at all. I suppose we'll never know, will we?