Moira Quote #505
Quote from Moira in The Rollout
Judge: Welcome to jury selection. The case you would be asked to decide is a misdemeanour embezzlement charge levied by the owners of Tom and Marge's Magic and Fun Shop, against their business manager, Mr. Albert Percy.
Moira: Embezzlement, no, no, no, no. I've seen this movie before.
Judge: It is your responsibility to notify the court of anything you've seen or heard, that may impact on your ability to be a fair and impartial juror.
Jocelyn: Moira, this sounds like what happened to your family. This could be your out.
Moira: Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! A man needs to be brought to justice.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Rollout’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Judge: Juror 75, you were asked if you had any personal conflicts that might affect your judgments of this case.
Moira: I don't know these people. I don't know these people. The fact that my own world was ripped out from under me, by someone like this prick of a prestidigitator? I should think would help the court in the quest to make a fair judgment. [crowd murmurs] May I approach the bench, please?
Judge: No, you may not. The Court thanks and excuses Prospective Juror 75.
Quote from Moira
Lawyer: Ma'am, can you assure my client and the Court, that you would, to the best of your ability, uphold the law if selected for jury duty?
Moira: Affirmative. Mmm-hmm.
Lawyer: Do you have any life experiences similar to the facts of this case, that might affect your judgment?
Moira: Well, there was that summer that Jimmy Smits stole my heart on stage in a workshop-only production of "An Officer and a Gentleman". I suppose that might be called emotional embezzlement?
Lawyer: So your answer is no.
Quote from Ted
Ted: [talking to dogs] Just be outgoing, be open, and show them your best self. And don't worry, I'll be vetting everyone in advance.
Alexis: Hi.
Ted: Hi. How long have you been standing there?
Alexis: Um, long enough.
Ted: Yeah, I was just giving them a little "pup talk".