Alexis Quote #122
Quote from Alexis in Milk Money
Johnny: Alexis? What is this?
Alexis: The twelve things of milk that you asked for.
Johnny: The twelve "things" of milk? I didn't ask for twelve "things" of milk, I didn't- I didn't say "things!" No, I asked for twelve pints!
Alexis: Is there one missing?
Johnny: Alexis, these are not pints! Pints are little bottles!
Alexis: Oh! Okay, 'cause I was wondering why would Dad order $300.00 worth of milk?
Johnny: This cost $300.00?!
Alexis: Yeah, well like, three-ish. I don't... Hmm. Um, okay well, $394.40, so I guess kind of closer to $400.
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