David Quote #314
Patrick: I actually used to host one in high school. There was a little cafe around the corner from my house, it had a little stage in the back. Drew a pretty big crowd.
David: Okay. So there was a point at which you, and some of your fellow amateur singer songwriters would gather and perform poetry and songs?
Patrick: Yeah.
David: For one another?
Patrick: Mmm-hmm. That's right.
David: Oh god.
Patrick: The occasional improve troupe would stop by.
David: I'm, um, I'm feeling kind of ill.
Patrick: David, you can laugh now, but an open mic night can be a surprising amount of fun. Worst case scenario, we get some people in the store.
David: Okay, no, worst case scenario, I watch improv.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Open Mic’ Quotes
Quote from Patrick
Patrick: So I'm sensing some apprehension.
David: No, I think it's, you know, it's- It's not scary or embarrassing for the person you're dating to sing at you with an acoustic guitar in front of people. I think that's cool.
Patrick: David, you're gonna be fine. It's just a way to get some people in the store, okay?
David: Yeah. Yes, for sure. I mean, if you are, confident, to put yourself and our relationship at risk like that, then I am 87% behind you.
Patrick: Good to know. So now the only question is, do I wear my fringed vest?
David: Okay.
Patrick: Or more importantly, do I wear anything under it?
Quote from Patrick
Patrick: All right, um, I would like to dedicate this song to a very special someone in my life. David Rose.
David: Okay.
Patrick: There he is, right there. That's him. Can't miss him.
Moira: You'll let me know if I should pull the fire alarm?
David: Yes.
Patrick: [playing guitar and singing "The Best" by Tina Turner]
Quote from Moira
Roland: Don't say a word.
Moira: That's not fair! Roland, why should I be the only one encumbered with this emotional cargo? Oh, Ronnie, Ronnie, might you and I confabulate for a moment in the back room?
Ronnie: No, Moira, I'm not falling for that one.
Moira: No, I assure you. I assure you it's a salacious bit of Council-related news.