Johnny Quote #275
Quote from Johnny in The Wingman
Johnny: It's working. It's working. Working.
Woman: Is something funny?
Johnny: Well, now that you mention it...
Woman: Because it looked like you were laughing at me.
Roland: [snorts, stifles laughter]
Johnny: No, It's, it's just my very available friend, Bob here, just said something so funny.
Woman: What'd you say?
Bob: You said they wouldn't ask.
Ronnie: Okay, I'm not saying I'm bailing on this, but I think I'm gonna go mingle and... I might not come back.
Johnny: It's not so much, uh, what he said, it was just, uh, it was a funny observation. [laughs]
Woman: Well, next time, observe someone else.
Roland: [makes engine noise] Crrrash and burn, Johnny.
Bob: Boy, I... I buckled under the pressure. But she was a dead ringer for Gwen.
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