Moira: [gasps] What do we have here? I seem to have stumbled into some sort of gentlemen's cavern.
Patrick: Hey, thanks for letting me stay here tonight, Mrs. Rose, When David told me he wanted to install a Japanese toilet at my place, he neglected to mention that it would involve taking out a wall.
David: It was in the email. Also, you will be thanking me when you experience the heated, motion-sensor toilet seat.