Alexis: I used to date Ted.
Miguel: I'm sorry?
Alexis: Ted Mullins? He's the veterinarian.
Miguel: No, no, no, I know who Ted is.
Alexis: Okay cool, I just felt like we were being honest with each other.
Miguel: Wait, weren't you his receptionist?
Alexis: Executive Assistant. And yes, but only for like a minute.
Miguel: But you guys were engaged?
Alexis: Um, very briefly.
Miguel: Uh-huh.
Alexis: And just twice. And we've both moved on. He has a girlfriend now, and apparently they're like very serious.