Alexis: I was on a date. Artie took me to the new steakhouse in Elmdale, and it was like, way too expensive, but hey, I'm not the one paying.
David: [scoffs] "Artie?"
Alexis: Yeah, I just thought after like, the whole Ted thing, it was healthier for me to just put myself out there. Anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to get ready for bed.
Moira: I say, bravo, Alexis. Fling forward!