Quote from Moira in Maid of Honour
Moira: John, draw the curtains. David! David: What? Moira: We're going to watch the "Crows" trailer. No! No, go away. Perhaps I should screen it privately first. David: Okay. Well, I'm here now. So the least you could do is show me it. [curtains rasp] Alexis: Dad! Moira: John, it's practically obsidian in here! Johnny: You just said close the curtains!