Moira: John, draw the curtains. David!
David: What?
Moira: We're going to watch the "Crows" trailer. No! No, go away. Perhaps I should screen it privately first.
David: Okay. Well, I'm here now. So the least you could do is show me it.
[curtains rasp]
Alexis: Dad!
Moira: John, it's practically obsidian in here!
Johnny: You just said close the curtains!