Johnny: Well, I did the kid, but I'm not doing the bathroom.
Moira: It appears you may need a change yourself, Mr. Rose. What is that on your shoulder?
Johnny: Oh, Moira, he spit up on me. [baby gurgles] And he spit up in the playpen!
Moira: Ew! That cannot be good, John! Its body is ejecting things, what did you do to it?!
Johnny: Nothing! I-I changed his diaper, that's all.
Moira: Well, perhaps you've swaddled its abdomen too tightly, or maybe it's allergic to something. John, did you feed it shellfish? What did you do?!