Moira Quote #582
Quote from Moira in Housewarming
Johnny: Well, I did the kid, but I'm not doing the bathroom.
Moira: It appears you may need a change yourself, Mr. Rose. What is that on your shoulder?
Johnny: Oh, Moira, he spit up on me. [baby gurgles] And he spit up in the playpen!
Moira: Ew! That cannot be good, John! Its body is ejecting things, what did you do to it?!
Johnny: Nothing! I-I changed his diaper, that's all.
Moira: Well, perhaps you've swaddled its abdomen too tightly, or maybe it's allergic to something. John, did you feed it shellfish? What did you do?!
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‘Housewarming’ Quotes
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Moira: Well, I'm off. [baby cries]
Johnny: All right, have fun, sweetheart.
Moira: You realize the bébé is crying?
Johnny: I do, yes.
Moira: Isn't it scheduled to be dormant by now?
Quote from Moira
Moira: Oh, if it weren't for Joyce Dewitt insisting on wearing those pigtails, this movie could've been a hit! We're supposed to be astrophysicists, it just takes you out of it. And yet, she, she gets the close up!
Johnny: Well, that was shocking.
Moira: I know, right? And I get the aerial shot for my love scene.
Johnny: No, no, I'm talking about the kid. To think this little thing could create so much destruction.
Moira: Oh, you've completed the diaper substitution. Aren't you the Sephardic Mr. Clean!
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Johnny: Ooh! I think I just found the issue. It might be in the diaper.
Moira: Oh, it was the bébé. I'm so relieved!
Johnny: Yeah, I think they left extra diapers. They assumed we'd take care of it. You wanna grab the rubber gloves?
Moira: They're Tom Ford, John, no! And they wouldn't fit you anyway.
Johnny: The cleaning gloves under the sink.