Quote from Moira in Housewarming
Johnny: Well, I did the kid, but I'm not doing the bathroom. Moira: It appears you may need a change yourself, Mr. Rose. What is that on your shoulder? Johnny: Oh, Moira, he spit up on me. [baby gurgles] And he spit up in the playpen! Moira: Ew! That cannot be good, John! Its body is ejecting things, what did you do to it?! Johnny: Nothing! I-I changed his diaper, that's all. Moira: Well, perhaps you've swaddled its abdomen too tightly, or maybe it's allergic to something. John, did you feed it shellfish? What did you do?!