Quote from Roland in Housewarming
Moira: Look at you, Jocelyn, positively flushed with motherly glow. Jocelyn: We've just been running around looking for Alexis. Alexis: That's so sweet; what's up? Jocelyn: Remember that time that you told me you'd be there for me if I ever needed you? Alexis: I don't think that was me. Roland: Well, our babysitter for tonight just cancelled on us, and we were gonna have dinner, and, uh, a couples massage. But unfortunately, the couple that massages us can only do it once a month, so...