Quote from Alexis in The Olive Branch
Johnny: And, there she is! Hot off the presses! Alexis: Alexis Rose. David: Why is there a line through it? Johnny: Oh, toner must be low. Moira: This certificate reminds me of the one you were awarded for getting your braces off. Now that was a grand day. David: Yes, except my orthodontist had a slightly better printer. Alexis: I'm sorry, did David spend four months earning a degree? Moira: Alexis, we're equally proud of you, dear.