Johnny: Well, hello there, my colleague and I are just checking in to see how you're enjoying your stay.
Female guest: Uh, it is what it is.
Johnny: Oh, well that's excellent. Excellent. Now, will you be heading out this afternoon, or hanging around the motel?
Female guest: Uh, I don't know, I'm just trying to get my kid to take a nap. He just gets cranky if he doesn't, so...
Johnny: Oh, my son's the same way.