Quote from Patrick in Stop Saying Lice!
Patrick: Uh-huh. But you're living with somebody who does have lice, so just 'cause you don't have it now, doesn't mean that you couldn't get it tonight, or tomorrow, or whenever. David: It's almost as if you want me to get the lice. Patrick: I don't want you to get it, I just, I think you should be careful. You can crash at my place tonight if you need to.