Johnny: You know honey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for interfering, I was only trying to help.
Alexis: Why couldn't you have helped me cheat in private school, like everyone else's parents?!
Johnny: Because I wasn't around to help you cheat back then, and I regret it. The not being around, I mean. And I think that's part of the reason I wanted to help you cheat this time. Although I don't really consider it cheating.
Alexis: Mmm. Okay, well, it is.
Johnny: It is, but is it really plagiarism to take something your dad wrote, and put it in your paper, and claim it as your own?
Alexis: Yes, that's exactly what it is.
Johnny: Well I'm sorry. And I may have underestimated you before, but that is certainly not the case now.