Quote from Stevie in The Throuple
David: To be clear, you were going to go on a date with him, knowing that he had just broken up with me? Stevie: No, I wasn't. David: Uh, you showed up for the date. Stevie: No, I didn't. David: You're literally here in the restaurant! Stevie: Because I was gonna tell him that I was breaking up with him. David: Oh, okay. Stevie: Uh, yeah, fine. [sighs] But if it makes you feel any better, nobody hates me more than me. Generally speaking. David: Fair enough, I would've done the same thing.