Moira: Darling, I'm afraid you and I have arrived at an awkward moment in our parent/child relationship.
David: I'd argue that moment happens daily.
Moira: It seems that there are some nude photographs of me on the Internet.
David: Oh!
Moira: And I would like you to search for them.
David: That's a real quick no. Um, you can ask literally anyone else.
Moira: No, I tried to ask Stevie, but her computer is several years old, and apparently quite prudish. If someone has to find naked pictures of me, better you than a stranger in a storm cellar!
David: Is it though?