Johnny: Your mother has done something we can all be proud of.
David: Oh, did you pick up that random condom that was on the grass there?
Alexis: Ew. Yeah, whose was that?
David: I have no idea.
Johnny: No, that's not it. Not it.
Moira: They'll never see it. Throw it on the long list of things I've done for my children they don't appreciate.