Alexis: Can you tell me a story.
Moira: How about a song?
Alexis: No.
Moira: A story it is. Um, there once was a radiant young actress, who dreamed of having two sons. The second of which would be named Alex.
Alexis: I don't like this story.
Moira: Shh! Now, it seems the vivacious daytime Emmy nominee was surprised by how taken she was with this unanticipated daughter. Mostly because she didn't cry as much as the unmannerly son, but also because she was adventurous, carefree, so beautiful. Just like her mother. Alexis. You're on my arm. Alexis, seriously. I can't feel it! I can't-Alexis!
Alexis: Aah!
Moira: Go to sleep, dear.