Jocelyn: This is a brand new mattress, it's still in the plastic!
Moira: What?!
Jocelyn: Yeah! And it's memory foam! This must've cost a fortune!
Johnny: Well, you're just gonna have to bid on it.
Moira: John, why didn't you see that mattress first?! That's something we could actually use!
Johnny: I'll use the cufflinks!