Alexis: Okay. So, I did something. I didn't do something, I should've done something. And I didn't.
Ted: What didn't you do?
Alexis: Um, I wasn't direct with people. People who deserve more directness. People like you.
Ted: Well, that was pretty direct.
Alexis: People like you deserve better than people like me. You're the perfect boyfriend, Ted.
Ted: Thank you.
Alexis: But-
Ted: I knew there was a "but."
Alexis: No, no, no! There is no "but." But you're just not the perfect boyfriend for me.