Quote from Alexis in Family Dinner
Alexis: There is no food. Nobody can cook, this is basically child abuse. Johnny: David can cook. David: I can't cook. Johnny: You got that Teppanyaki table for your bar mitzvah. David: That was thrown out after Alexis left her extensions on it, and everything smelled like burnt hair. Alexis: I thought it was an actual table, David. David: There was a plug coming out of the side of it!