Alexis: There is no food. Nobody can cook, this is basically child abuse.
Johnny: David can cook.
David: I can't cook.
Johnny: You got that Teppanyaki table for your bar mitzvah.
David: That was thrown out after Alexis left her extensions on it, and everything smelled like burnt hair.
Alexis: I thought it was an actual table, David.
David: There was a plug coming out of the side of it!