Moira: If, and when, you meet someone who catches your eye, hold his gaze. Then walk up behind him, trace a single finger down his back. And if he follows you into a dark corner of the bar, it's meant to be.
Alexis: Hm, that sounds super embarrassing.
Moira: It was my go-to move many years ago, and it always paid off. And do you know who my last target was?
Twyla: Who was it?
Alexis: Ooh.
Moira: John. Cougar.
Alexis: No.
Moira: Mellencamp. [Twyla laughs] But guess who drove me home that night?
Twyla: Mr. Rose.
Moira: Yes, you're right. And that car ride was better than any dark corner dalliance with JCM.
Alexis: Ew.
Moira: Sometimes in life and in love risks must be taken. One never knows what may happen.