Roland: You know, Johnny, I love all this water cooler talk, but let's get down to business. I was lookin' around this place, and boom, it hit me. There's a lotta wasted space in here. I mean this should be an area for guests to come and mix and mingle.
Johnny: Well, I don't think I like the thought of guests mingling in my office. That's what their rooms are for.
Roland: Ah, but, do the rooms have a... [grunts; grunting with effort; thud; pants] Beer fridge?
Johnny: Where did this come from?
Roland: I brought it over this morning. Joce wanted a little extra space for the new baby, and I thought why not help out a buddy in the process?
Johnny: And how's this helping me?
Roland: Well, you can sell beers to the guests, Johnny. Unless of course you're trying not to make money, which would explain a couple of things here.
Johnny: Well, of course I'm tryin' to make money.
Roland: Johnny, if it makes any difference to you, I've already sold 2 beers to a fellow staff member.
Johnny: Would that staff member be you?
Roland: Yes, it would. I'm gonna have 'em after lunch.