Male Guest: What are you doing in here?
Johnny: Well, you said to change the sheets.
Female Guest: No, we said not to change the sheets.
Johnny: Oh, you said not to change the sheets? I could've sworn I heard you say change the sheets. Well, while I'm here, I may as well...
Male Guest: Please, just leave the bed.
Johnny: Sure.
Male Guest: What's going on?
Johnny: What's going on? Well, my okay. My daughter and I were setting up the room earlier, and it turns out she has lice. I was changing the sheets because you know, I didn't wanna take a chance.
Male Guest: Been there.
Female Guest: Yeah, our six year old daughter had lice last year. How old's yours?
Johnny: 28. Oh, and I checked your hairbrush and it is fine.
Female Guest: You checked my hairbrush?!
Johnny: It's a complimentary service.