Leslie Knope Quote #1184
Quote from Leslie Knope in Animal Control
Leslie Knope: I was being sarcastic. I think we should open this to the floor for more discussion.
Councilman Jamm: Uh, maybe you would like to explain this to her, please? [chuckles]
Councilman Howser: Traditionally, Leslie, the councilmen just kind of take turns on departmental appointments.
Councilman Jamm: Yeah, this one is mine, then Dexhart, then you. This whole place runs on dibs.
Leslie Knope: Are you kidding me? You guys are all fine with this? Well, Milton's asleep, but the rest of you? This is how departments get mismanaged. No. We are going to be thorough. I'm going to find a candidate, and I encourage you all to do the same, and then, we will interview all of them.
Councilman Jamm: [singsong] Boring!
Leslie Knope: "Boring" is my middle name, so... my thoroughly vetted candidate is going to blow your candidate out of the water.
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Ron Swanson: I'd like to object again to being brought here against my will.
Ann: Okay, I'm just gonna double-check your form here. Ron! You redacted all the information.
Ron Swanson: I answered some of them.
Ann: For "date of birth," you wrote "springtime."
Ron Swanson: Which is true.
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Ann: Hey, you look better. I guess actual medicine can be effective. Who'da thunk?
Ron Swanson: Please leave me alone.
Ann: Not until we go over your test results and your blood work. Your blood pressure looks fine. I'm not sure how this is possible, but your cholesterol is 120, which is the lowest I've ever seen.
Ron Swanson: What's "cholesterol"?
Ann: And the only problem I see is that your potassium's low, so just eat a banana once in awhile.
Ron Swanson: No, thank you. I live the way I live, I eat the things I eat, and I'll die the way I'll die.
Ann: That's oddly beautiful... but also stupid. You're not alone in the world anymore, Ron. You're dating a woman who has two kids, so every three days, think about Ivy and Zoe and Diane, and eat a damn banana.
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Ron Swanson: Before you begin, a few ground rules. I need you to explain everything you do before you do it, so I can determine whether I will allow you-- [Dr. Harris puts a tongue depressor in Ron's mouth] Oh! Ugh! Balsa wood? You could at least use mahogany.