Leslie Knope Quote #1037
Quote from Leslie Knope in Halloween Surprise
Ann: Hey, we're up to $60, not bad, right?
Leslie Knope: Yes, Ann, bad. You might not care about Jerry's future, but I do. Okay? We need to do something very drastic so he can be happy, so we can all be happy. Uh, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Ann: Don't know what you're thinking, but I'm definitely not thinking what you're thinking.
Leslie Knope: Good idea, Ann.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Halloween Surprise’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Diane Lewis: Hey.
Ron Swanson: Hey.
Diane Lewis: Am I interrupting something important?
Ron Swanson: Impossible. I work for the government.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Martha: So, three bedrooms, two baths, nice big backyard.
Leslie Knope: But no trampoline room, correct?
Martha: Correct. Like all houses in the world, there's no trampoline room.
Leslie Knope: Mm.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Ben is coming back from D.C. in ten days and we are moving into a house together. He would move into my place, but it's a scary nightmare hoarder nest. His words. And Ann's. And the official report filed by the Health Department.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] I like Diane, but I'm not sure if I'm ready for a whole family. If the kids ever wanted to come to my place, I'd have to take a whole week off work just to undo the alarms and tripwires.