Leslie Knope Quote #369
Quote from Leslie Knope in Woman of the Year
Ron Swanson: Now do you see how silly these things are?
Leslie Knope: Unbelievable.
Ron Swanson: Obviously, I'm just gonna decline it.
Leslie Knope: No, I want you to accept it. I want you to go to the podium and talk about how stupid awards are. And how they are superficial and meaningless. I want you to rip awards a new a-hole!
Ron Swanson: Now we're talking. I tell you what. You write the speech. Don't pull your punches.
Leslie Knope: I won't. I'm gonna push my punches as far as my fists can extend!
Ron Swanson: Attagirl. Kind of.
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Leslie Knope: Oh, my God. It's an envelope from the IOW Awards Office! Nobody freak out! [silence] Do you know what this means? I am Pawnee's Woman of the Year!
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: The IOW is the Indiana Organization of Women. I have been a dues-paying member since I was nine. And every year, they choose one woman to win the Dorothy Everton Smythe Female Empowerment Award. Winning is every girl's dream. But it's my destiny. And my dream.