Leslie Knope Quote #311
Quote from Leslie Knope in The Set Up
Leslie Knope: What do you see?
Chris: Well, actually it looks pretty good. You've got a large brain.
Leslie Knope: Thank you.
Chris: Yeah. Well, it looks pretty... Hang on. That's weird.
Leslie Knope: What? What's weird?
Chris: Your brain. See that shadow right there?
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God! What? Is that bad?
Chris: I don't know. I'd have a doctor look at that immediately if I were you.
Leslie Knope: Are you serious?
Chris: Oh, wait. Oh. It's, like, a smudge or something. We almost wheeled you out of here in a chair. [chuckles]
Leslie Knope: Should we go?
Chris: Yeah. We should go. Imagine if you had spent rest of your life sipping a steak through a straw. That almost happened to you. You were a smudge away. Thank God I was here. Looks like we make a pretty good team.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘The Set Up’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ann: What is your ideal man?
Leslie Knope: He has the brains of George Clooney in the body of Joe Biden.
Ann: Interesting. That's a high, weird bar.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ann: And for you, madam, the Leslie Knope.
Leslie Knope: Thank you.
Ann: I can't believe the cafeteria named a sandwich after you. They're so cool.
Leslie Knope: Mm-hmm. Salami on pumpernickel with olive juice and extra iceberg. It was the only sandwich on the board that wasn't named. I just wish I'd liked it.
Quote from Ron Swanson
George MacFayden: Ron Swanson?
Ron Swanson: That's me.
George MacFayden: My name is George MacFayden. I wanted to talk to you about the amount of snow in the parks.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I've been getting a lot of visitors recently, thanks to a stupid, worthless, new push to make government officials more accessible to the public.
[montage:]
Man: There is a disturbing of benches in Ramsett park! I want to sit more!
Woman: And another thing I like is the layout of the hiking trails.
Woman: I made this in one of your pottery classes. It's terrible!
[back:]
Ron Swanson: This is my hell.