Andy Quote #33
Scott Braddock: Mr. Dwyer, we're very happy that you're dropping the suit.
Leslie Knope: Yeah, it's really terrific.
Andy: [wearing neck brace] I have my conditions.
Leslie Knope: No. Never. I will not negotiate with greedy street people.
Scott Braddock: Wait, Leslie. Let's hear him out.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: We planned this.
Scott Braddock: Kaboom.
[back:]
Scott Braddock: All right. What's it gonna take?
Andy: One, I want that pit filled in, sir.
Scott Braddock: Is there a two?
Andy: A guaranteed starting spot in the Indianapolis Colts, inside linebacker.
Scott Braddock: Well, we can't accomplish that.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Kaboom’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] It's awful what happened to Andy. But sometimes when you make an omelet, you got to break a few eggs. What's the alternative? No omelets at all? Who wants to live in that kind of world? Maybe birds. Then all their babies would live.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] Well, we're here in Eagleton. It's two towns over. And we're all volunteering for Kaboom, a service organization that says it builds a playground in a day. I never trust anything that comes that quickly. That's why I don't eat Minute Rice.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] How does taking risks make me feel? Amazing. Tingling sensation throughout my whole body. I feel flushed. My muscles are relaxed, yet I feel awake. Just waves of pleasure. I wish there was something physical that could make me feel this way.