Leslie Knope Quote #1594
Quote from Leslie Knope in Pie-Mary
Mike Patterson: Pardon me. I need to get through. Pardon me. Excuse me. Mike Patterson here. Leslie, you've made it pretty clear that you don't think homemaking is important. Do you ever cook for your children, and who's even watching your children right now, while you're out God only knows where?
Leslie Knope: What are you talking about? I'm standing right here in front of you.
Mike Patterson: Okay. Take it easy. Let's not get emotional.
Ben: Okay. We have to run. We'll see you all at my economic address. Thanks for coming, everybody.
Mike Patterson: What other traditions are you against, Leslie? Baseball? Hugging your children? How much did that haircut cost?
Leslie Knope: None of your business, and thank you for noticing.
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‘Pie-Mary’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Jennifer Barkley: We need to go over the schedule leading up to the primary. Let's talk shop.
Leslie Knope: Ooh, shop talk! One of my five favorite types of talk, along with pillow, girl, real, and TED.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: How'd you remember?
April: "Woof, woof." Bark.
Ron Swanson: Why here?
April: Because this tree reminds me of you. It's strong and quiet and always here when you need it... or whatever.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I have always felt a certain kinship with April, and this is proof that I was correct. Not the nice things she said about me, the fact that I buried a large amount of gold under that same tree years ago. I've since moved it. Or have I?
Quote from Ron Swanson
April: So I guess we are celebrating that you trusted me and I let you down. Great.
Ron Swanson: I change my house locks every 16 days. That key has been useless since the second Tuesday after I gave it to you. What matters is that I trust you and admire you as a person. I will be sorry to see you leave this town for many reasons... not the least of which is that you created a puzzle that even I couldn't solve. And boy, oh, boy, did you love Andy. [laughs] "Woof, woof." [laughs] It really is embarrassing.
April: Oh, my God. I totally know where the key is.