Ron Swanson Quote #597
Quote from Ron Swanson in Pie-Mary
April: I know you normally hate foundations, but this one I think you'll actually like. We take people that don't know what they want to do and then put them to work doing cool stuff all over the world, and I start in a couple months.
Ron Swanson: Well, I had hoped you'd choose a more dignified trade like masonry or logging, but you are out of local government, and that's a step in the right direction.
April: It's definitely the job I wanted... But it means that we have to move to Washington.
Ron Swanson: Well... then bully for you. If you intend to move, I suppose you should return the spare key to my house, the one I gave you years ago when you were my assistant, for emergencies.
April: Okay.
Ron Swanson: Good talk.
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Quote from Leslie Knope
Jennifer Barkley: We need to go over the schedule leading up to the primary. Let's talk shop.
Leslie Knope: Ooh, shop talk! One of my five favorite types of talk, along with pillow, girl, real, and TED.
Quote from Ron Swanson
April: So I guess we are celebrating that you trusted me and I let you down. Great.
Ron Swanson: I change my house locks every 16 days. That key has been useless since the second Tuesday after I gave it to you. What matters is that I trust you and admire you as a person. I will be sorry to see you leave this town for many reasons... not the least of which is that you created a puzzle that even I couldn't solve. And boy, oh, boy, did you love Andy. [laughs] "Woof, woof." [laughs] It really is embarrassing.
April: Oh, my God. I totally know where the key is.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: How'd you remember?
April: "Woof, woof." Bark.
Ron Swanson: Why here?
April: Because this tree reminds me of you. It's strong and quiet and always here when you need it... or whatever.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I have always felt a certain kinship with April, and this is proof that I was correct. Not the nice things she said about me, the fact that I buried a large amount of gold under that same tree years ago. I've since moved it. Or have I?