Leslie Knope Quote #1261
Quote from Leslie Knope in The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] This year, we get to host the Pawnee-Eagleton tip-off classic. That awful human being is Ingrid de Forest. She's a city councilor from Eagleton. She thinks she's so great because she won the Miss Indiana Beauty Pageant. Last year. While she was in office. And pregnant.
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Quote from Leslie Knope
Todd: Leslie, you're down 15 points in the latest poll for the recall election. What can you do to make up the deficit?
Leslie Knope: I'll tell you what I'd do if I was an Eagletonian. I'd pop a Xanax and ask my butler to help me out. [laughter] I mean, I'm not saying that Eagletonians are out of touch. But when you tell 'em it's time to change their oil, they ask, "Extra virgin or white truffle?" [laughter] Thanks, guys. I'll see ya at the game. Unless, of course, you're an Eagletonian, and then you'll be too busy polishing your monocle at the caviar store. Knope out. [microphone feedback; laughter]