Leslie Knope Quote #98
Quote from Leslie Knope in Rock Show
Mark: You know, honestly, when I went to college, and I studied City Planning...
Leslie Knope: Yes?
Mark: I thought I was gonna get a chance to build these, you know, perfect cities. With public transportation and downtown pedestrian areas with beautiful landscaping, and all I ever really do is regulate the size of people's garage additions.
Leslie Knope: You can do it all, Brendanawicz. The people of Pawnee don't know how lucky they are to have you.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Mark and I are really connecting tonight. Like we connected when we made love five years ago. There are a million similarities between that night and this night. We were drinking. We were at a bar.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Rock Show’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: So do I need to know anything about this guy? What's his political pedigree?
Marlene Knope: His name is George Gernway. He's the city manager in Eagerton. He's divorced with two children.
Leslie Knope: Okay, good to know. Knowledge is power. Francis Bacon. Or Mary J. Blige.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Is that meeting still happening, the one with the bigwigs?
Marlene Knope: As far as I know.
Leslie Knope: Would it be unusual to reschedule the meeting?
Marlene Knope: Well, you would come off as a little flaky. Unless that's the impression you're trying to make.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Flaky is the worst thing a politician can be. Or corrupt. Or a rapist. There are a lot of pitfalls in politics. But those are the big three.
Quote from Tom
Wendy: How did Leslie meet her boyfriend?
Tom: Uh, she used to read him books at the senior center.
Beth: Wow. How old is he?
Tom: He's six, but he has Benjamin Button Disease.