Andy Quote #3
Quote from Andy in Canvassing
Leslie Knope: That is Andy Dwyer. He is a local resident and he tragically fell in the pit.
Lawrence: Uh, yeah. I don't care about any of that. He's the guy that plays music all night in his garage. It's driving me nuts.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: Lawrence lives with his grandma. Which is pretty awesome. He takes care of her, I guess. But whatever, he's a douchebag.
[back:]
Lawrence: It's loud, it's abusive, and it's waking up my birds.
Andy: You have birds, now?
Lawrence: Yeah, I have birds. I have nice, pretty, expensive birds, and you play that music, and it wakes them up.
Andy: Look, I don't work for the government, okay? Uh, I do play rock and roll. Guilty as charged. I'm in a band. It's called Just the Tip. And actually, if anyone here plays bass, we need a bassist.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Canvassing’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] Why do I want to build this park so bad? Maybe because a pit filled with garbage isn't the best that we can do in America. You know, in Russia, they could pretend that pit was a park, bring their kids down there. "Hey, Vlad! Look at these rocks! Let's pretend they're potatoes!" "Nikolai! Do you want to swim in the dirt?" But not here. Okay? 'Cause we're a nation of dreamers. And it is my dream to build a park. That I one day visit with my White House staff on my birthday. And they say, "President Knope, this park is awesome. Now we understand why you are the first female President of the United States."
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] I'm going to see my mom. She's a big mucky-muck in the county school system. She's my hero. How do I explain her? She's as respected as Mother Teresa. She's as powerful as Stalin, and she's as beautiful as Margaret Thatcher.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Woman: Well, look, I think this is a great idea, but I can't make any forum. I would have to get a babysitter.
Leslie Knope: How old are your kids?
Woman: Four and two.
Leslie Knope: Could the 4-year-old watch the 2-year-old?