[three years later:]
Leslie Knope: Call Ken and Rebecca, and no statements to the press unless I personally release them. We are on a media lockdown. Where is Ed with the file? Ed!
Ed: I'm sorry, Miss Knope, I lost the file. It's gone.
Leslie Knope: Ed, you're a nice guy, but you're the most incompetent person I've ever worked with, and that includes Terry.
Jerry: Jeez! Get it together, Terry.
Leslie Knope: Clean out your desk. You're fired.
Ed: I understand. Thank you for the literally hundreds of opportunities you've given me. Good-bye, everyone. It's been a great three years.
Leslie Knope: Cancel my flight to South Dakota. We'll do it next month. Babe, what's our play here?
Ben: Everyone's waiting downstairs in my office. Let's just go hear what they have to say.
Leslie Knope: But honey, tonight's your big night.
Ben: No, this is more important. Where are the kids?
April: Right here.
Leslie Knope: Hey, guys! Mommy and daddy had to do a little work, and you're gonna have a fun play date with Uncle Andy and Aunty April, okay?
Andy: Let's go, munchkins. I forgot, Ben... how many bags of marshmallows do I give them?
Ben: None! Just let April do everything.
Leslie Knope: One day, in the distant future, things will be calm and normal, right?
Ben: Probably not. But that's okay. You ready?
Leslie Knope: Not at all. But that's never stopped us before.