Leslie Knope: Oh, I'm so happy for you guys! Ohh, this is the greatest day in the history of days. This day, a thousand years from now, will be celebrated as the beginning of a new and better human race. I am so happy for you, I'm never letting you go. I am not gonna let you go.
Chris: Oh, oh, oh, eventually, she's going to have to go back to work.
Leslie Knope: Are you sure you should be working? I mean, you should be resting and getting fluids and... And cold compresses and greasy foods.
Ann: That's for a hangover.
Leslie Knope: Right, yeah, of course. I'm so goofed-up right now. I'm so jet-lagged. I took a sleeping pill on the plane, and then I changed my mind, so I took this thing called "Zapvigil," which, apparently, is what Israeli fighter pilots use to stay awake. So right now, it looks like I'm talking to a giant crab. Stay away from me, crab!
[laughter] I'm just kidding. I know it's Ann.