Leslie Knope: Bill? Operation Quantity needs a face. Does William Henry Harrison have any direct descendants in the area?
Bill: One, a distant nephew named Zack Harrison.
Leslie Knope: This is our guy. American royalty. His veins pulse with the blood of our storied forefather.
Andy: Zack Harrison? I went to camp with this guy. Ha ha! No one would ride in the boat with him 'cause he had terrible B.O., and then he went with Janine, our counselor, and he fell asleep and got a boner.