Tom: I must be the first person ever to have money, power, and notoriety but still feel empty. [Andy scoffs] I need someone to share my life with.
Andy: What if your future wife is somebody that you already know? Let's open your Gryzzl page. [beep] What about her? She's cute. Date her.
Tom: That's my cousin.
Andy: Oh. How about her?
Tom: That's my dad! What's wrong with you?
Andy: I'm drunk, okay? Why are you only friends with your family?