Leslie Knope: It's okay, April. It's fine. You know, it's a challenge. It's just like a big, fun... stinking turd nugget. It sucks. You're right, everything sucks. Everything I try with this merger backfires. I wonder what other excellent surprise lies in store for Leslie Knope.
Jerry: Leslie, Grant Larsen from the National Park Service is here for your meeting.
Leslie Knope: Excellent. Now I shall meet with a very important person whilst sporting a gruesome shiner.
April: Hey, you're also wearing a tie-dye t-shirt.
Leslie Knope: [laughing] Oh, yes! I am! Wonderful!