Leslie Knope Quote #1413
Quote from Leslie Knope in The Wall
Leslie Knope: It's okay, April. It's fine. You know, it's a challenge. It's just like a big, fun... stinking turd nugget. It sucks. You're right, everything sucks. Everything I try with this merger backfires. I wonder what other excellent surprise lies in store for Leslie Knope.
Jerry: Leslie, Grant Larsen from the National Park Service is here for your meeting.
Leslie Knope: Excellent. Now I shall meet with a very important person whilst sporting a gruesome shiner.
April: Hey, you're also wearing a tie-dye t-shirt.
Leslie Knope: [laughing] Oh, yes! I am! Wonderful!
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Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Guys, get in here! Ron has a baby!
Andy: Oh, Ron, cool baby.
Ron Swanson: Thank you, Andrew. Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to my son, John middle name redacted Swanson. John was born some time ago, weighing multiple pounds and several ounces. Much like his father, he is a fan of silence. Please keep your voices down.
Quote from Tom
Ben: Okay, this is the really exciting part. We buy tetrachloroethylene at $1.60 a gallon, but we sell it back at 2.38 a gallon. Now I know what you're thinking. What if it's a cleaner who wants to buy glycol ethers?
Tom: Ben, stop! This is so boring! This is like listening to a TED talk by the color beige.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] In the time I've worked here, I've taken great pains to see as little of this building as possible. Turns out the third floor is silent, empty, and completely free of government work. I can't think of anything more beautiful to share with my son.